Yes that's right, another readerless feature.
It's a funny thing the human face, everyone's got one, some people have two. Being a race that distinguish familiar people based purely upon recognisable facial characteristics I always find the concept of "lookalikes" hilarious.
From all the limitless possibilities of facial combinations it's unlikely that we'll ever find two people identical, (unless of course they're twins, or erm clones). Couple that with the individuality of personality it's just never really going to happen. Good thing too as we'd never be able to laugh at the hapless "lookalikes" found here. Most of them seem either completely bemused, or a disabled version of the person they are supposed to imitate.
So much comedy potential it's untrue...
The Lord Lucan that's not lucan himself.
The out of work Gary Glitter impersonator waiting for the bookings to come back in.
The nipples out audacity of Charley Dimock.
And lastly the brilliant David Seaman impersonated by the incredible Stephan Dicks, (seriously).
Anyways bollocks to the above, here's some of my own.
FEDENTINO.
Both have really big faces and a love of squinting.
DARNELL.
Now no, this isn't racist, this is Darnell beside an Albino Gorilla, both have gigantic gummy smiles and both are devoid of skin pigmentation. And no, I'm not having a go at albino's, I have loads of albino friends.
EWOK.
Staying with the Big Brother theme it's a lookalike straight from the imagination of George "Pelican" Lucas.
THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB BUT I SAID, NEIGH, NEIGH, NEIGH.
One's a flea infested, long faced hee-hawing nag, the others a horse.... pah.
I'm spent... any other suggestions, keep em to yourself.
It's a funny thing the human face, everyone's got one, some people have two. Being a race that distinguish familiar people based purely upon recognisable facial characteristics I always find the concept of "lookalikes" hilarious.
From all the limitless possibilities of facial combinations it's unlikely that we'll ever find two people identical, (unless of course they're twins, or erm clones). Couple that with the individuality of personality it's just never really going to happen. Good thing too as we'd never be able to laugh at the hapless "lookalikes" found here. Most of them seem either completely bemused, or a disabled version of the person they are supposed to imitate.
So much comedy potential it's untrue...
The Lord Lucan that's not lucan himself.
The out of work Gary Glitter impersonator waiting for the bookings to come back in.
The nipples out audacity of Charley Dimock.
And lastly the brilliant David Seaman impersonated by the incredible Stephan Dicks, (seriously).
Anyways bollocks to the above, here's some of my own.
FEDENTINO.
Both have really big faces and a love of squinting.
DARNELL.
Now no, this isn't racist, this is Darnell beside an Albino Gorilla, both have gigantic gummy smiles and both are devoid of skin pigmentation. And no, I'm not having a go at albino's, I have loads of albino friends.
EWOK.
Staying with the Big Brother theme it's a lookalike straight from the imagination of George "Pelican" Lucas.
THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB BUT I SAID, NEIGH, NEIGH, NEIGH.
One's a flea infested, long faced hee-hawing nag, the others a horse.... pah.
I'm spent... any other suggestions, keep em to yourself.
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