Transform-A-Snack (or TAS to its friends)

"Transform-A-Snack is one of the UK's best selling ranges of 20p snacks . Choose from our amazing TAS flavours - all available at 20p : Spicy, Pickled Onion, Cheese & Onion, Saucy BBQ & Beef. There is also a Spicy flavour 6x20g Multipack - great for Spicy lovers!"

Or so Redmill would have you believe.

To be honest they're like the James Bond movies of the snackworld, completely shite but I love them all the same.

Anyway I was eating some today, trying not to make a delicious corn vehicle out of the seperate spicy components, when I noticed the comic strip on the back of the packet.

I quote:

"All is not well at the Transform-A-Snack factory.

"Captain Crunch? Come quickly. There's an intruder in the factory! I think it's the Baron..."

KA-BLAM!

In bursts the ghastly Baron Von Scoffalot.

"I've come for the secret recipe! And Captain Crunch can't stop me! Yak, yak, yak!"

Can Captain Crunch stop this villain? Will our hero save the day? Find out at www.transformas.co.uk now."

So yeah, Baron Von Scoffalot is a fat wanker who keeps trying to steal a secret recipe for some crisps.

Smart.