I'm gonna kick off like the world cup.

There's only a few things that aggravate me in life, bad music, people without manners and the insistence that "blood is thicker than water."

Well you can add the current Big Brother to that list, bunch of self effacing, ostentatious, bullying cunts, well apart from Rachel, Kat and Rex.

And another thing the Darnell/Ron Pearlman dude, why does he always look like he's dribbling an invisible basketball.

Brilliant telly though.